Culinary arts, culinary means “related to cooking”, the art of the preparation, cooking and presentation of food, usually in the form of specific dishes or meals.

It has been said that art is the eye of the beholder….

However, with social media we ALL know there is a ton of ugly-ass art out there…

While sitting around long distance chatting with my ever so faithful sister-in law, I was able to determine two things-

1. People will post EVERYTHING on social media
2. People cannot FUCKING cook, but if you ask them outright “can you cook”? They will answer “Hell Yes” and they ALL think they are the next Gordon Ramsey.

This blog is my tribute to all things, charred, slimy, ugly and nasty that people call Culinary Arts. Some call them dinner and mean it!!

Now my disclaimer…you might see your creations here…you might be a little pissed that you do…however remember-

1. Only you and I know you can’t cook, cause admit it boo you can’t.  Note you are in good company, some of the dishes are from regular people, trained professionals and wait for it…restaurants on this site. Not only is it gross you might have paid money for it.
2. No names have been used to protect the GUILTY and anyone else that is forced to endure your art. Chances are you feed some of this to your kids and I don’t want CPS to pick up anyone.
3. Lastly, if you cannot laugh with the rest of the word then you are far to serious and I cannot figure out how or why we are friends on social media, so send me a nasty gram and I will remove you from the list. I will not remove the food since I now know your flaws.

Put that shit in a pot, cook it up, serve it….oh and post it!! The word needs a laugh~~