We have all been to the frat party that has, loud much, drunks and too much cheap beer. Ohhh and way, way too many drunken white girls. Drunk which girls equals “I love you so much” and a boat load of vomit….
Food shouldn’t bring back these memories but here at KatGak it does….
Why would anyone put a spoon in vomit??
The photos are listed below….
There are some of you out there that frequently offend. Meaning you keep posting, “Made for my boo”. “Bae loves me.” With HORRIBLE photos following, or decimated plates full of all kinds of wrong.
The truth is…everything you post is gross and it ends up RIGHT here on Katgak.
EACH AND EVERYTIME YOU POST…WE ARE WAITING….
This is how Katgak is made…
One meal you made MYSTERY PERSON said…”This is so good”, NOT that it looked GOOD!!
STOP Posting…well no don’t stop…or I would be out of material, but know I am saving photos for just a time is this!!
Also know that I’m on the look out for that fucker that lied to you. Like a public service if you look at it…I’m going to punch them right the gut and throat, it’s the least I can do..
I guess you can tell that I have been at this shit for a while? Trolling, giggling, and saving your terrible meals. It started with one post, one meal that someone felt the need to post, which in return made me gag.
It was a Tuesday…not even after the weekend when you could still be nursing that two day drunk, that would have helped. BUT NO…a Tuesday, school day, work day…NORMAL DAY.
Disgusting, pastry, and vile. Slimy and hair covered just like a cat…
The rest they say is history…
Someone has purchased items to make these “dishes” (a term I will use lightly).
You break it you buy it…No Refunds or Exchanges. You own it….
Why? She knows you can’t cook.
Pssst it’s kinda her fault. Now the sensitive ones that have their own tragic story as to why mom could teach you we get it.
However, if you didn’t live in a “Skinner Box” growing up then there are no earthly reasons you didn’t learn to cook. So, do yourself a lesson of you see any of your photos here do the following:
1. Get to a class (learn one good dish make it, post it over and over).
2. Stop posting.
3. Always eat out or cater.
4. Don’t be mad join a support group, cause that’s what overly sensitive douche bags do. With no funding or social skills, I might add.
There are only two reasons to eat at a potluck.
1. You made the shit.
2. You are drunk.
Nope I lied…….There are not any reasons to eat at a fucking potluck.
You might have cats that are walking their shitty paws all over everything in your house.
You don’t wash your hands.
I have decided that the reason why people post their food is because they have the same mental disorder that people post too many selfies.
You are the same little girl that twirled around and showed your panties in a dress. You are the boy that bullied the little girl you liked. However, this all is about YOUR SOCIAL COMPASS…and from the photos let’s hope you kept the receipt.
You have no Damn home training. Someone failed to check your work on the life skills test and you think you can cook.
Your Grade:F+
If you have heard me say this and never eat at your house…it might not be that I’m fluffy….it might be??
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